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When I think of Paris Hilton, the first word that pops into my head is “classy.” The second is “maternal.” So it makes perfect sense that Paris is working on her own line of children’s clothing. What better way to merge her two most prominent features? Whenever I look at Paris’ getup, I think, “Man, I wish they made that outfit in kid’s sizes. Granted I don’t have a kid, but when I do I fully intend to dress them up like teeny, tiny skanks.

Paris Hilton is set to launch her own range of children’s clothes. After this venture, there will really be nothing Paris hasn’t done in the fashion industry. I mean, how many ways is her brand stretched?

The hotel heiress – who already has her own lines of perfumes, jewelery, shoes, pet clothes and women’s wear – is ready to branch out into a new market and is working on coming up with a character to accompany the new line. She wrote on her Twitter page:

“Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

Paris, 28, is not the first celebrity to design clothes aimed at children. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a clothing line available in Wal-Mart stores across the US, aimed at girls aged four to 14.

Tori Spelling is in the process of launching Little Maven by Tori Spelling, a children’s line inspired by her two kids, Liam and Stella.

[From I’m Not Obsessed]

Here’s the thing: Tori Spelling has kids, so I’d be willing to see her out. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a hugely successful fashion empire, and they started doing things for kids when they were kids. Paris Hilton isn’t a kid (though you could make an argument about her childlike maturity and intellect) and doesn’t have kids. Though she has an obsession with babies, I don’t think that qualifies her to design kids’ clothing. And she dresses like a wh*re. If she had a bit more taste, I might think this could have some merit. But she’s the last person I’d be comfortable associating with my hypothetical child. I wouldn’t even want a piece of clothing with her name on it to be worn by my child. I probably wouldn’t even let them wear a shirt with the city of Paris on it, just because it’s too close for comfort.

Hilton needs to realize that just because she has an idea doesn’t mean it’s good.

Here’s Paris shoping at Ariane hat boutique while filming a segment for the second season of her reality show ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’ in Los Angeles on Wednesday. Can’t you just hear her singing, “I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!” Images thanks to WENN.com .

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